Sunday, October 16, 2016

Happy Sunday

Hi there everyone or whomever is watching this blog. It been a boring week. Gerry came to see me and wanted to know if I would like to go to play some golf, only 9 holes. I said thank you but said no. Yes I said no to play golf. The reason is that I hadn't swung a club for almost 2 months and to play only 9 holes, I might get injured because swinging if you haven't been doing it constantly might hurt you. Other then that, that's about it. I've had to check my blood pressure each day a couple of times. My doctor wants me to keep checking until I go see him which will be next Friday. He thinks I have problem with my blood pressure. So do I after I've been keeping a close look at it and I'm also worried about it. You know friends, after my birthday and I turned 67 I haven't been feeling so good lately. Oh well, I'll just keep it up as long as I can. Ha,ha,ha.


Babysitting Logic

One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two granddaughters Anne and Betty. Presently, 8:00 PM rolled around.
"Okay, time for bed," she informed the two children who were playing in the den.
"Why?" Anne asked (aged 6). "It's so early!"
"Your father said your bedtime is 8:00," the grandmother said.
"You don't have to listen to him," the Betty (aged 4½) replied.
"Why not?" the grandmother asked.
Betty answered, "Because you're his mother!"

MY 71-YEAR-OLD grandmother began to date someone after she had been a widow for 13 years. On the phone one evening, she talked excitedly about her new beau. He had brought her some muffins he had made, and he had cooked lunch for her one day. Then Grandma was silent for a moment. "Gee," she said thoughtfully, "I'm beginning to wonder if we're having a romance or a bake-off!"


Thats about it for now. My grandson Cole is here and he wants to play chess with me. Probably he wants to beat me. Have a great Sunday everyone.

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Monday, October 10, 2016

Good morning, good morning everyone. Happy Thanksgiving to you all. My family had our thanksgiving dinner yesterday. This gives them an opportunity to spend some time today and me time to rest by myself. We spend time watching football, enjoying dinner and of course dessert which for me was pumpkin pie. Later we watched Heartland Cole & I playing chess,( that little character is really getting better, better. He almost beat me and he just started  chess ) and of course I watched the presidential debate. Wow was waste of time. Who is this guy called Trump? Is he truly and American individual? 
Today I'm going to show you my  two wonderful grandchildren , Emily & Cole. 
Emily is into Equestrian  riding and last week she went into an  Equestrian Event and won it.
                                         Doesn't she look so wonderful and pro looking.

    These are the ribbons that Emily won. She won First , Second and Champion. Way to go Emily.

                                                     Emily also won Rider of the year

              We are so very proud of this young lady and of what she has done in her life.

 Now lets look what Cole has been doing. As I said he & I have been enjoying with the game of chess

         As of now he thinks he's got me. I think the look at his face is telling, " Grandpa, I got you ".

  Here are few other photos of Cole and what he does in his life. I'm so proud of what Cole can. When I was at his age I was maybe able to just ride a bike. He does more then that.


And of course he wanted to show me he can also ride a bike like I use to but his bike looks nothing like the bike I use to ride when I was his age.

                       I wish I could have had a bike like that.Vroop, zoom, zoom.

            The last photo I want to show is of all of us at my birthday. Yes, grandpa was getting old.

                         As you can see, I'm very proud  and I love them a great deal.



Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”
“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.
The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?”
Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.”
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Granny, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far too scratchy.”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

That's about it for now. I know I have put in a great deal of material, but I owe you  material since I've been lazy lately. Please forgive me. I'll try to be better in the future. 
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Sunday, October 2, 2016

Golf Sunday

What a wonderful Sunday everyone. This morning the sun is bright & brilliant after a great deal of rain. A rainbow is also outside of my home. Yesterday was my birthday. Yes, I'm 67 years of age now and I'm so happy that I made it. Nicole, Joe, Emily & Cole were over having dinner with me and after dinner we enjoyed birthday cake & ice cream. Of course, I received some gifts of which I most appreciated and later Cole & I played some chess. Yes, chess. Cole has learned how to learn about the game and now him & I are playing ( I'm really just trying to teach him more about the game ) . He's a quick learner. 
Today I'll be watching the Ryder Cup, all day long. 




A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!?!"

Dirty Birds

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Vegas Brothel

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies,
"Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

Rabbi's Anniversary Present

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the president of the board arranged for you. "The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where's your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this." The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Bus Driver's Parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Grade Lift

A beautiful woman walks into her professor's office...
Woman: "I really need to get an A in this course. What can I do to get an A?"
Professor: "Is getting an A really that important?"
Woman (seductively): "Yes, I would do anything to get an A".
Professor: "Anything?"
Woman (seductively): "Yes, anything."
Professor: "Would you study?"


I hope that you've enjoyed my blog today. You know, being 67 years old and that word old, I wonder what does that really mean? My head ( brain ) feels in the thirty's, my arms feel want to swing a baseball bat, my you know what feels ready to go but my legs feel in the eighty's. How come nothing feels like a teenager? Oh well, I'm still here. ha,ha,ha. Have a great day my friends.

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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Cool Sunday

Good morning everyone. I'm preparing to take my wife out for breakfast. At the end of each month we decided to go for breakfast. I would like to go every Sunday for breakfast but now it's just at the end of the month. Autumn has arrived. It came with temperatures of nearing 90 temperatures but now it's with temperatures in the lower 70's. I'm going to put my golf clubs away for the winter. Gerry hasn't called me this month so that means that my golf is finished this year. Oh well.



Well my wife is calling me to go for breakfast, She's hungry and so am I. Have a wonderful Sunday friends.

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